What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Thank you.

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?

He : I'm 24.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I don't drink

He : Then let's have some coffee

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Tea ?

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

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Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?

Me : No

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why does my ex boyfriend do this?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What exactly is the boundary men should follow while looking at girls so they don't call them perverts?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Sure.